Kelly Petronis is a comedian, linguist, and comedy teacher based in Athens, GA.
He's also a registered minister. If you'd like him to marry you, get in line.
No, really, he'd love to marry you — just shoot him an email.
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is about being an adult in the 21st century with no regrets. I̶n̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ Kelly Petronis's Nostalgia is a collection of pop, rock, and indie rock songs which have been written by Indie artists.

Indie Artist

I̶n̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ Kelly Petronis is a person who is self-motivated and who is driven by creative and creative ideas. He is a person who is ambitious and ambitious, who has a passion for m̶u̶s̶i̶c̶ comedy and a passion for m̶u̶s̶i̶c̶ just regular history. He is a person who is a realist, who is an artist who has always been a part of the scene and who is a part of the scene.

Horseracing

O̶n̶e̶ ̶H̶o̶r̶s̶e̶ ̶S̶h̶o̶w̶ Kelly's act will be a ‘show from behind’ (as opposed-you guessed it -from behind) where live entertainment attracts attention by virtue which allows you to see a̶n̶i̶m̶a̶l̶s̶ Kelly through a pair or set of binoculars.